DESK OF AVA K

DESK OF AVA K
Ava K Inspires

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Take this with 5 grains of salt.

My new-ish one way track to inspiration heaven now has a blog...catering to your personal and voyeuristic inspiration needs.

I need YOU to excuse my creative spelling or punctuation when nessisary. I am here to inspire...not to dwell on my mistakes.

I am so intoxicated by inspiration!!!

Feel free to correct my advice for errors on my behalf in your word processor in your FREE time. This may be an interesting addition to your Portfolio. Time will not be compensated in this life.

Imagine me foaming at the mouth, convulsing, answering your inspiration needs...My control over the keyboard is impaired, yet my advice...is super functional.
ALRIGHT, send me your problems.
I LOVE people with problems.
Email me at avaklamb@gmail.com

Monday, January 18, 2010

WRONG WAY STREET


THEY ASKED
hi i jst singed up to your page your first video i watched was the one
when u spread your legs showing your pink underwear :p it really turn
me on i had a boner but the other videos makes me laf and showed me
 your cute and inocent side are you single or taken i want u to talk to
me as your friend and i would like to be more than your friend


MY ANSWER

Dear ANTONIOBOW,
Or whatever your name is,
You have reached the desk of AVA K,
a place of Professional Inspiration.
Your email did not in any way discuss Inspiration.
Thanks for signing up for the Newsletter!!
In any future emails to anyone; Please consider using Capitalization and Punctuation!! besides smileys....to help inspire others to take you seriously! Even if you wrongly use punctuation--others will respect you for trying.
Tips from my Desk!!
Truly
Ava K
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